I was going to give this release the attention it deserved, which is none, but then i think about all the corps and pilots out there who needs to see a version of the truth that isnt manufactured or imaginary version as spoken by [PMI] spokesmen.
So now we have two versions of events and status, [PMI] and the truth!
You can listen to JamJul's rambling musings if you all choose, it makes for a funny bedtime story. Never let the truth get in the way of a good story!
Facts of the matter were as stated, but if you choose to go into more facts and figures,
Fact 1> The enemy target was in fact over 165K power. I know because i had to beef the flagship up that was in drydock in order to even consider an attack. Besides, what was the power RazgrIz had when you smashed his station without regard? No war was on with him, and power would have been much less than 100k, even lower than 50K i imagine. My target was in the list close to me.
Fact 2> It was 2 nukes used, not 3 as your statement issues, not 1 bugged one. i know this cause i pushed the big red button personally with the exclaimation uttered, " Oh my, so THAT is what that big red button does, someone should put a warning sign on that!"
now i will go to some Q/A quotes to set state the real facts
Interviewer: Can you tell us why the negotiations with IMG broke down?
Jam-Jul Lison: It is because of their leader Dadds. Unfortunately he kept getting more rude with each post. He even went as far as being rude to Captain Norill who hadn't done anything to him or his Corp. He isn't a pirate, he isn't anything. He is just enjoying the game and learning about it. It is one thing to shoot down an idea, it is another to be rude to them. That of course prompted Norill to make fun of the offer IMG made us.
The last few posts concerning negotiations was handled my my 2IC and war chief as is proper. The final negotiations were closed down by JamJul refusing any offers coming out of our office, which included a "by gones be by gones" option. Had nothing to do with my postings, i wasnt actively posting to the negotiation table.
The other thing of which is off-topic and typical of your style of forum posting to try swying public opinion, is to include in your rantings about other members of other corps. How long have you been involved in BBS forums i wonder? 10 minutes? If you come into a conversation and try to make a mockery of it, expect a "flame" headed yourway. It wasnt even a "solar flame maxim". it was very controlled and civil flame considering what the reply should have been. If you wish to keep bringing in other "poor hard-treated" pirates such as Trumpii to try to prove in your addled little mind that that makes me some kind of fiend, go ahead. That will allow me latitude to mention that i know the true identity of "Poor Captain Norill, who is nothing and has done nothing". My intelligence team is far reaching, and of course upon discovering who Norill's real identity was, my team were also informed. For now that i know of, that intelligence hasnt leaked out of my office to the general public, but as i become more distracted of late with the war efforts, sometimes bits of information goes missing or gets into the wrong hands... I also happen to know that you are all good friends with each other, easily proved by having, in your words, "a nothing Pilot" posting on a thread he had no direct interest and involvement in. It has also come to my attention that [PMI] colaborate with [PRKL]. Two pirate clans in a coordinated effort to attack the individual miners and prevent any of us from getting an even and fair start to dare rival you. These are the ugly facts and truth of your verbal campaigns against myself and my team at [IMG]
I can pick out untruths, and incorrect statements for all eternity in this press release but i will point out to the readers exactly what sort of a character we have posting here. At best, an out and out liar. At worse, an inflammatory bully boy with delusions of grandeur who has lost all grip on reality. I draw these final two conclusions in support of my statement.
Interviewer: You say they were after revenge but they claimed they were just getting some profit off a pirate.
Jam-Jul Lison: With the number of nukes they used in their attack, there wasn't exactly much in the way of profit if there was any at all. The attack was clearly a revenge attack. Of course Dadds like his usual self decided to call it a hit for profit just to try to insult pirates.
At no point in any of my announcements, about the strike in question, or in general, have I ever claimed i was attacking out of profit. I challenge you to even find any referrence to money or profit. Simply not true. Just a fabrication in your own mind. The attack was wasteful? yes it was. It was intended to send a strong message to say we are prepared to use excessive force to preserve our way of existence. You think i cant count past the number of fingers on my two hands? lol. That is by far your biggest mistake, is to assume everyone is stupid but for you....BIG mistake. Some people are motivated by more than mere financial gain.
Many wars over Earth's history have been started over words and respect. This situation is no different.
Which wars? Can you even name one? perhaps you meant to say "Many wars over Earth's history have been started over words and
respect. disrespect"
In that context i can name a couple, for example WWII, Brittain showed absolutely no respect to Hitlers Nazi party when they chose to subjugate Poland and attempted to exterminate a "race" of people, or, How the USA showed Japan no respect for the bombing of a neutral harbour port called Pearl Harbour, by dropping "Big Bertha" and bringing a war to an earlier conclusion. You are right, many wars have been started this way, and you are right, this situation is no different. Our "Big Bertha" was launched for the first time in this strike you refer to, and in similar circumstances, not 1 but 2 were utilised to get across the point.
And in finishing, if i havent already emphasised enough on how to treat this press release; with a contemptable wipe of the bottom and a quick flush down the tube; i post one final OOC comment (out of character for anyone who is unsure), to show your true character.
It is the actions of a foolish man who like to run his mouth. If he is a man at all. I wouldn't be surprised if he was just some teenager.
"nya nya, pants on fire!"
the word contemptable exists so you can go someplace lower when the occasion arrises, such as "beneath contempt"
The humorous thing is, if you truly believe i am a teenager, then how bad does that make you look and feel? You are getting beaten at a war of words, spanked in space as your corps body count rises and your precious cash evaporates trying to beat us. Not a bad result to have a team of grown men following in the leadership of a teenager to whoop some booty.
Perhaps it is you who should listen to your own statements and not "run your mouth off" then you wont be found wanting and embarassed.
OOC - You wonder why i use so much sarcasm (flames) in my postings, because you make it just too darn easy by posting such utter dribble into a forum. I have been using BBS systems since before you finished at ya mommy's breast. You know who you owe to all this trash talk you now enjoy? an org called ARPA, which quickly got "absorbed" by the military and called "DARPA", which then underwent another name change back to ARPA when the military realised they couldnt contain or keep it a secret any longer. Go google or wikki that news so you understand what i am talking about. if you knew 10% of what i have done or who i am, you would be wetting your shorts and trying to take back all your personal attacks on me.
I leave you with 2 question /answers:
Q: When is a pirate not a pirate?
A: When you belong to [PMI]. They have velcro patches which can be ripped off when they choose to and run and cry to the forums claiming bad men are hunting them
Q: When is a war not a war?
A: Whenever a [PMI] member chooses it not to be and claim foul (i believe in the schoolyard its called, "Barley", or was in my day). What dont you under stand about <Lock and Load>
or your final comments on the question of war, "We are Pirates. We are Miners. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us." Did we make a misassumption again? Were you dropping by for a tea party? LOL Aysle, set a table for 4 this evening, we are expecting guests"
Dadds
