I will name a ship after whoever...

[Raptor]

...takes us back to the cargo hold view rather than the system view when dismissing a COM mission on Earth or unloading survivors from an SOS!

I'd even name my first-born after you if I didn't have kids already ;)

[Madden]

Would you name your next child Madden? (That is, if your wife agrees) 

[Raptor]

There won't be a next child mate

I'm 38 and delighted the youngest one has finally learnt to sleep through most of the night

[Madden]

Aw