War is declared

[caker18]

I'm not looking for your markers
They're small, no-expense irritants...

And yet, that's all you've been able to hit. Go figure.

Say, I hear Madden, oh, sorry, "Lord Admiral Pinhead" was annoyed that his ship was hit so quickly. Wish I could say I was sorry, but he (like you) has been a loser since he got here. You keep trying though... if you ever feel like you can leave your basement.

ROFLMAOAPDML!!

S/HKC 43176 Z2
 
Attacker opened fire!

Wave 1 - Primary forces (Weapons & Boarding)

CS Watermelon Vs. CT01/Alanis M
Weapons assault
CT01/Alanis M maneuvers into fire range and attacks first.
CT01/Alanis M attacks with Viper Squadron MK CCC using standard formation.
Critical hit on target, doing 302697 damage!
CS Watermelon attacks with Viper Squadron MK CDXX using standard formation.
Excellent hit on target, doing 356060 damage!

CT01/Alanis M maneuvers into fire range and attacks first.
CT01/Alanis M attacks with Viper Squadron MK CCC using standard formation.
Minor hit on target, doing 86885 damage!
CS Watermelon attacks with Viper Squadron MK CDXX using standard formation.
Excellent hit on target, doing 348235 damage!

CT01/Alanis M maneuvers into fire range and attacks first.
CT01/Alanis M attacks with Viper Squadron MK CCC using standard formation.
Hit on target, doing 154151 damage!

CT01/Alanis M maneuvers into fire range and attacks first.
CT01/Alanis M attacks with Viper Squadron MK CCC using standard formation.
Hit on target, doing 154151 damage!

CT01/Alanis M maneuvers into fire range and attacks first.
CT01/Alanis M attacks with Viper Squadron MK CCC using standard formation.
Excellent hit on target, doing 249445 damage!

CT01/Alanis M maneuvers into fire range and attacks first.
CT01/Alanis M attacks with Viper Squadron MK CCC using standard formation.
Critical hit on target, doing 288683 damage!

Boarding assault
CT01/Alanis M maneuvers into boarding range first.
CT01/Alanis M sending Marines Assault Unit MK DC to find a boarding spot.
The boarding party found an area and sabotaged it, doing 761363 damage!
CS Watermelon sending Marines Assault Unit MK MMMMMM to find a boarding spot.
The boarding party found an area and sabotaged it, doing 6413456 damage!
Target shield is down!
EMERGENCY JUMP!
CT01/Alanis M has retreated from the battlefield due to heavy damage!
CS Watermelon captured a group of 47428 enemy personnel during the fight.
CT01/Alanis M lost some cargo while executing the emergency jump...
CS Watermelon searching for dumped cargo...
Atmospheric harvester Mk CC, 4139 m3 Methane, 13380 m3 Oxygen, 22980 m3 Helium, Atmospheric harvester Mk CC, Marines Assault Unit Mk DC, 1728 m3 Taenite scooped into cargo bay.

Wave 2 - Primary forces (Weapons flyby)

Wave 3 - Protected forces (Weapons & Boarding)

CS Watermelon Vs. CaptainTiny planetary force
Ground assault
CS Watermelon sending 10% fatigued Marines Assault Unit MK MMMMMM to find a landing spot.
The landing party found an area and sabotaged it, doing 7046471 damage!
CaptainTiny planetary force has been defeated!
Atmospheric harvester Mk CC was looted.
CS Watermelon loaded 24 m3 of Chlorine to ship cargo bay.
Atmospheric harvester Mk CC was looted.
CS Watermelon loaded 23 m3 of Chlorine to ship cargo bay.
Atmospheric harvester Mk CC was looted.
CS Watermelon loaded 24 m3 of Chlorine to ship cargo bay.
Atmospheric harvester Mk CCV was looted.
CS Watermelon loaded 24 m3 of Chlorine to ship cargo bay.

CS Watermelon Vs. SOL Station #146937
Boarding assault
CS Watermelon maneuvers into boarding range first.
CS Watermelon sending 20% fatigued Marines Assault Unit MK MMMMMM to find a boarding spot.
The boarding party found an area and sabotaged it, doing 5996997 damage!
SOL Station #146937 surrendered and is looted!
CS Watermelon is inspecting the station cargo bay for loot...
480 m3 Chlorine scooped into cargo bay.

Objective: Defeat the opponent primary & protected forces.
 
Attacker victory!


odd you think so...

[caker18]

The real losers are everybody here trying so hard at a dead game 

... especially the ones that have to join a Corp with more alts than members and can't leave the safe zones! That must REALLY suck!

Attacker opened fire!

Wave 1 - Primary forces (Weapons & Boarding)

SS Titanic Vs. CS Watermelon
Weapons assault
SS Titanic maneuvers into fire range and attacks first.
SS Titanic attacks with Railgun Battery MK M using standard mode.
The attack missed the target completely!
CS Watermelon attacks with Viper Squadron MK CDXX using standard formation.
The attack missed the target completely!

SS Titanic maneuvers into fire range and attacks first.
SS Titanic attacks with Railgun Battery MK M using standard mode.
Hit on target, doing 2051311 damage!
CS Watermelon attacks with Viper Squadron MK CDXX using standard formation.
Excellent hit on target, doing 324758 damage!

SS Titanic maneuvers into fire range and attacks first.
SS Titanic attacks with Railgun Battery MK M using standard mode.
Minor hit on target, doing 1118897 damage!
CS Watermelon attacks with Railgun Battery MK I using standard mode.
Light hit on target, doing 6396 damage!

SS Titanic maneuvers into fire range and attacks first.
SS Titanic attacks with Railgun Battery MK M using standard mode.
Critical hit on target, doing 4214511 damage!
CS Watermelon attacks with Railgun Battery MK I using standard mode.
The attack missed the target completely!

SS Titanic maneuvers into fire range and attacks first.
SS Titanic attacks with Railgun Battery MK M using standard mode.
Hit on target, doing 2200497 damage!

SS Titanic maneuvers into fire range and attacks first.
SS Titanic attacks with Laser Cannon MK MM using standard mode.
Direct hit on target, doing 5248727 damage!

SS Titanic maneuvers into fire range and attacks first.
SS Titanic attacks with Laser Cannon MK MM using standard mode.
The attack missed the target completely!

SS Titanic maneuvers into fire range and attacks first.
SS Titanic attacks with Laser Cannon MK MM using standard mode.
Excellent hit on target, doing 6209761 damage!

SS Titanic maneuvers into fire range and attacks first.
SS Titanic attacks with Laser Cannon MK MM using standard mode.
The attack missed the target completely!

SS Titanic maneuvers into fire range and attacks first.
SS Titanic attacks with Laser Cannon MK MM using standard mode.
Target dodged the incoming attack!

SS Titanic maneuvers into fire range and attacks first.
SS Titanic attacks with Viper Squadron MK MMMMMM using standard formation.
Hit on target, doing 2998499 damage!

SS Titanic maneuvers into fire range and attacks first.
SS Titanic attacks with Viper Squadron MK MMMMMM using standard formation.
The attack missed the target completely!

SS Titanic maneuvers into fire range and attacks first.
SS Titanic attacks with Viper Squadron MK MMMMMM using standard formation.
Critical hit on target, doing 6385691 damage!
Target shield is down!

SS Titanic maneuvers into fire range and attacks first.
SS Titanic attacks with Viper Squadron MK MMMMMM using standard formation.
Target dodged the incoming attack!

SS Titanic maneuvers into fire range and attacks first.
SS Titanic attacks with Viper Squadron MK MMMMMM using standard formation.
Minor hit on target, doing 1166083 damage!

Boarding assault
SS Titanic maneuvers into boarding range first.
SS Titanic sending Marines Assault Unit MK MMMMMMM to find a boarding spot.
The boarding party found an area and sabotaged it, doing 9910996 damage!
CS Watermelon sending Marines Assault Unit MK MMMMMM to find a boarding spot.
The boarding party found an area and sabotaged it, doing 9994996 damage!

SS Titanic maneuvers into boarding range first.
SS Titanic sending Marines Assault Unit MK MMMMMMM to find a boarding spot.
The boarding party found an area and sabotaged it, doing 11562829 damage!
CS Watermelon sending Marines Assault Unit MK MMMMM to find a boarding spot.
The boarding party found an area and sabotaged it, doing 6733413 damage!

SS Titanic maneuvers into boarding range first.
SS Titanic sending Marines Assault Unit MK MMMMMMM to find a boarding spot.
The boarding party found an area and sabotaged it, doing 9619496 damage!
CS Watermelon sending Marines Assault Unit MK MMMMM to find a boarding spot.
The boarding party found an area and sabotaged it, doing 7011080 damage!

SS Titanic maneuvers into boarding range first.
SS Titanic sending Marines Assault Unit MK MMMMMMM to find a boarding spot.
The boarding party found an area and sabotaged it, doing 10785496 damage!
EMERGENCY JUMP!
CS Watermelon has retreated from the battlefield due to heavy damage!
SS Titanic captured a group of 427175 enemy personnel during the fight.
Cargo bay at full capacity! Cargo search aborted.

Wave 2 - Primary forces (Weapons flyby)

Wave 3 - Protected forces (Weapons & Boarding)

Objective: Defeat the opponent primary & protected forces.
 
Attacker victory!




... this is the only somewhat consequential attack you've made on us... and yet I fixed it within a day...

Is it because you're too broke to attack me again? Too weak? Or out of cargo bay space 

[caker18]

Regnad, or should I say, rag-nad?

There's a bit of an economics lesson to be learned here,
you spent nearly 400 million solari in AP to attack my watermelon farms..
it cost me just under 80 million solari to rehire..
you got 4M solari in POWs and a packed cargo bay..
a pyrrhic victory with a 310m solari loss, if you take into account my losses..


for me, my attack spent just under six million solari in AP..
from this attack and the subsequent destroy mission, I made ten million in goods..
ten million for us, is ten million lost for you.. so using the same rule above..
we made over 20 million versus 6 million spent..



i don't have a degree in math, but you don't seem to have one either..

[NoBrain]

You forgot this one Cakehead.. And I have room 4M m3 cargo.

And I have my funds around 2B and I still doing mining.. Half of my normal stations, but is wartime...

Alpha NXD 75330
 
Attacker opened fire!

Wave 1 - Primary forces (Weapons & Boarding)

NoBrain Support Vs. CS Liberty
Boarding assault
NoBrain Support sending Marines Assault Unit MK MMMMMM to find a boarding spot.
The boarding party found an area and sabotaged it, doing 4003992 damage!
EMERGENCY JUMP!
CS Liberty has retreated from the battlefield due to heavy damage!
NoBrain Support captured a group of 5 enemy personnel during the fight.
CS Liberty lost some cargo while executing the emergency jump...
NoBrain Support searching for dumped cargo...
9020 m3 Brass, 14630 m3 Fuel Cells, Mining facility Mk M, 535 m3 Iron-nickel, 47027 m3 Tin scooped into cargo bay.

Wave 2 - Primary forces (Weapons flyby)

Wave 3 - Protected forces (Weapons & Boarding)

Objective: Defeat the opponent primary & protected forces.
 
Attacker victory!

[caker18]

You forgot this one Cakehead.. And I have room 4M m3 cargo.

And I have my funds around 2B and I still doing mining.. Half of my normal stations, but is wartime...

Alpha NXD 75330
 
Attacker opened fire!

Wave 1 - Primary forces (Weapons & Boarding)

NoBrain Support Vs. CS Liberty
Boarding assault
NoBrain Support sending Marines Assault Unit MK MMMMMM to find a boarding spot.
The boarding party found an area and sabotaged it, doing 4003992 damage!
EMERGENCY JUMP!
CS Liberty has retreated from the battlefield due to heavy damage!
NoBrain Support captured a group of 5 enemy personnel during the fight.
CS Liberty lost some cargo while executing the emergency jump...
NoBrain Support searching for dumped cargo...
9020 m3 Brass, 14630 m3 Fuel Cells, Mining facility Mk M, 535 m3 Iron-nickel, 47027 m3 Tin scooped into cargo bay.

Wave 2 - Primary forces (Weapons flyby)

Wave 3 - Protected forces (Weapons & Boarding)

Objective: Defeat the opponent primary & protected forces.
 
Attacker victory!

  all your loot was from blowing up an spqnr base, so yes, you can get a 20% refund 

[NoBrain]

You forgot this one Cakehead.. And I have room 4M m3 cargo.

And I have my funds around 2B and I still doing mining.. Half of my normal stations, but is wartime...

Alpha NXD 75330
 
Attacker opened fire!

Wave 1 - Primary forces (Weapons & Boarding)

NoBrain Support Vs. CS Liberty
Boarding assault
NoBrain Support sending Marines Assault Unit MK MMMMMM to find a boarding spot.
The boarding party found an area and sabotaged it, doing 4003992 damage!
EMERGENCY JUMP!
CS Liberty has retreated from the battlefield due to heavy damage!
NoBrain Support captured a group of 5 enemy personnel during the fight.
CS Liberty lost some cargo while executing the emergency jump...
NoBrain Support searching for dumped cargo...
9020 m3 Brass, 14630 m3 Fuel Cells, Mining facility Mk M, 535 m3 Iron-nickel, 47027 m3 Tin scooped into cargo bay.

Wave 2 - Primary forces (Weapons flyby)

Wave 3 - Protected forces (Weapons & Boarding)

Objective: Defeat the opponent primary & protected forces.
 
Attacker victory!

  all your loot was from blowing up an spqnr base, so yes, you can get a 20% refund 

LOL good one, touché

[caker18]

alas... i have joined my colleague Consul RegnadKcin...    no cargo bay space...

CS Last Stand maneuvers into boarding range first.
CS Last Stand sending 10% fatigued Marines Assault Unit MK MMMMMMMM to find a boarding spot.
The boarding party found an area and sabotaged it, doing 7795122 damage!
EMERGENCY JUMP!
Spinosaur has retreated from the battlefield due to heavy damage!
CS Last Stand captured a group of 765798 enemy personnel during the fight.
Cargo bay at full capacity! Cargo search aborted.

Objective: Defeat the opponent primary & protected forces.
 
Stalemate.


SPQNR Mars settlement partially cleared
(herod: my apologies, I didn't intend on hitting you, but you own the corp ship, so collateral)

[NoBrain]

alas... i have joined my colleague Consul RegnadKcin...   no cargo bay space...

CS Last Stand maneuvers into boarding range first.
CS Last Stand sending 10% fatigued Marines Assault Unit MK MMMMMMMM to find a boarding spot.
The boarding party found an area and sabotaged it, doing 7795122 damage!
EMERGENCY JUMP!
Spinosaur has retreated from the battlefield due to heavy damage!
CS Last Stand captured a group of 765798 enemy personnel during the fight.
Cargo bay at full capacity! Cargo search aborted.

Objective: Defeat the opponent primary & protected forces.
 
Stalemate.


SPQNR Mars settlement partially cleared
(herod: my apologies, I didn't intend on hitting you, but you own the corp ship, so collateral)

Thanks for the evidence of PF part in the ripping of SPQNR ..

Boarding assault
CS Last Stand maneuvers into boarding range first.
CS Last Stand sending Marines Assault Unit MK MMMMMMMMMM to find a boarding spot.
The boarding party found an area and sabotaged it, doing 16099829 damage!
Spinosaur sending Marines Assault Unit MK MMMMMMMM to find a boarding spot.
The boarding party found an area and sabotaged it, doing 9327497 damage!

[caker18]

alas... i have joined my colleague Consul RegnadKcin...   no cargo bay space...

CS Last Stand maneuvers into boarding range first.
CS Last Stand sending 10% fatigued Marines Assault Unit MK MMMMMMMM to find a boarding spot.
The boarding party found an area and sabotaged it, doing 7795122 damage!
EMERGENCY JUMP!
Spinosaur has retreated from the battlefield due to heavy damage!
CS Last Stand captured a group of 765798 enemy personnel during the fight.
Cargo bay at full capacity! Cargo search aborted.

Objective: Defeat the opponent primary & protected forces.
 
Stalemate.


SPQNR Mars settlement partially cleared
(herod: my apologies, I didn't intend on hitting you, but you own the corp ship, so collateral)

Thanks for the evidence of PF part in the ripping of SPQNR ..

Boarding assault
CS Last Stand maneuvers into boarding range first.
CS Last Stand sending Marines Assault Unit MK MMMMMMMMMM to find a boarding spot.
The boarding party found an area and sabotaged it, doing 16099829 damage!
Spinosaur sending Marines Assault Unit MK MMMMMMMM to find a boarding spot.
The boarding party found an area and sabotaged it, doing 9327497 damage!

  storytime
see, just after go ripped our main science ship (PFS Dreadstar), MagicalR2D3 suggested to me that we give Go a taste of his own medicine..
so, about four days ago, I decided to see if this will work, and alas our friend popped into OREO..
and I think our friend Go was lonely, because our friend received the high honor of "cookie," allowing him corp ship access...

and the old procedure was cut-and-pasted, and we shenangled our mods back.. our agent took all of the mods, for further analysis and separation, so we can return the mods that did not belong to us.. then I installed some of our mods back on my ships... and took them around Sol..

but I come to the forums, and realize we are now "at war..."
so why not install a couple more?

so yes, you are right, we have most of your mods,   but that is the cost of acting too quickly..

[Raptor]

With our tech, you might win a couple of battles. But the result of the war will never be in any doubt.
I hope (sincerely, in actual fact) that you have fun in the process, because after that, your time in AG is over

[caker18]

With our tech, you might win a couple of battles. But the result of the war will never be in any doubt.
I hope (sincerely, in actual fact) that you have fun in the process, because after that, your time in AG is over

  you should have asked first 
"a couple of battles but the result of the war will never be in any doubt"

"The conventional army loses if it does not win. The guerrilla wins if he does not lose."
- Henry Kissinger

[Raptor]

We only need to be lucky once. You need to be lucky all the time.

~ P. O'Neil

[caker18]

We only need to be lucky once. You need to be lucky all the time.

~ P. O'Neil

"being lucky all the time" is a quite apt way of saying "causing fascinatingly irritating trouble for SPQNR"

[Raptor]

Not really. *We* will still enjoy our operations and way of life. And you couldn't stop me if you wanted to, or brought your entire fleet. Though you're welcome to try

[caker18]

Not really. *We* will still enjoy our operations and way of life. And you couldn't stop me if you wanted to, or brought your entire fleet. Though you're welcome to try

you enjoy fewer operations (according to NoBrain) and your way of life will be consistently harassed by ships on patrol...
nobrain you're pretty darn smart I'm turning on my scripts on my ships, so now you have 20 roaming ships... engaging at moment's notice

as I said... should have asked