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« Reply #45 on: September 22, 2014, 12:33:54 AM »

I think she may have given me crabs as well.  I think from now on I am going to lay off drinking so much. I swear when I woke up the next morning and saw her I screamed. That has got to be the ugliest and nastiest person I have ever seen.
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« Reply #46 on: September 22, 2014, 12:36:50 AM »

You should see her without her false teeth.
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« Reply #47 on: September 22, 2014, 12:41:18 AM »

You should see her without her false teeth.


I did the next morning.  I actually went blind after that for a few days. That's why I didn't lot into the game for a couple of days after registering.  I couldn't  see to use the computer.
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« Reply #48 on: September 22, 2014, 12:43:06 AM »

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Yeah that's about standard.
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« Reply #49 on: September 22, 2014, 12:44:28 AM »

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Yeah that's about standard.


How would you know that?  Have you seen her that way? If so what kind of sick pervert are you?  Or was it one of those accidentle shower walk in things?
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« Reply #50 on: September 22, 2014, 12:47:16 AM »

No, that's just how she got most of her husbands to sign the papers. Wipes off the make-up and pulls out the false teeth and you don't know what's going on.
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« Reply #51 on: September 22, 2014, 12:49:32 AM »

No, that's just how she got most of her husbands to sign the papers.


You mean they survived more then one night?  I guess miracles do happen.  Though I take it you don't know your father then. After all he would either be completely blind by now or have run far away after that.
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« Reply #52 on: September 22, 2014, 12:52:31 AM »

Oh no, he's just a blind lunatic now but otherwise completely fine.
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« Reply #53 on: September 22, 2014, 12:57:34 AM »

So how is it you came out somewhat normal? Though I take it if you got your looks from your mom you likely wouldn't have survive school. Kids can be so cruel. lol
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« Reply #54 on: September 22, 2014, 01:00:54 AM »

How is it that your mom let you out of your cage long enough to play astro?
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« Reply #55 on: September 22, 2014, 01:03:27 AM »

What makes you think I didn't bury my mom in the backyard beneath her daisys? That is what happens to those who dont submit to my will.  Parents are no exception.  Keep that in mind.
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« Reply #56 on: September 22, 2014, 01:04:24 AM »

Man that's hardcore. Or have you just not gotten a crematorium yet 16
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« Reply #57 on: September 22, 2014, 01:12:26 AM »

Those are expensive.  It's cheaper to dig a hole, put in some lime, throw the body in, pour in some more lime, cover it all up with dirt and replant the flowers on top.
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« Reply #58 on: September 22, 2014, 01:15:11 AM »

CHILDREN, please!

This is way past inappropriate.

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« Reply #59 on: September 22, 2014, 01:15:41 AM »

Well the initial outlay is less, but when you're talkin' large volumes, the crematorium is cheaper. I mean fire is much cheaper in the long run than lime and flower seeds and water.
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