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« on: March 09, 2015, 09:09:56 PM »

Hiya.

I'm Bravo and I have a problem.  I parked my teensy li'l space boat around here somewhere but forgot to note which aisle I left it in.  As a consequence, I'm hitch-hikin' around the galaxy trying to find a new ride.  <sigh>

While I'm waiting, I thought I'd say hello to the various critters, creatures and assorted megalomaniacs I've been reading about in the Forum posts.  Some of y'all are...ummm...interesting.

Hail fellows and fellow-esses.  Well met. 

...and if ya happen to notice a tiny little space canoe sitting unattended somewhere, would y'all drop me a line?

Thanks.

---BravoSix, Chief Cook and Bottle Washer of a corp that doesn't even exist, yet.  (Hope springs eternal, don't ya know?)   3
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« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2015, 09:23:33 PM »

A cook (especially one that is KP trained) is always an asset.

The Empire is aware of your plight and is searching for you.

Please keep talking and let us know you are still alive.

'Beware the stobor!'


(edit for category two - grammar)

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« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2015, 09:48:03 PM »

Dyslexic robots are a sort of comical scourge where I come from, too.  (Show'em their reflection in a mirror--it screws'em all up.  Worth a chuckle or two ta see the tin-cans twitchin' like break dancers doin' ...er...illicit substances.)     14
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« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2015, 10:16:29 PM »

Uh, err, ahem...

please define illicit (it doesn't register in our dictionaries)...

But watching stobor dance is as much fun as...(oops, enough said)...

Beware Stobor!
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« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2015, 10:45:17 PM »

I humbly deign to defer to the Government's definition of "illicit":  Pan-Galactic Clarification Directive #69  (as described in the article "Repression for Fun and Profit")

To wit:  No resident, visitor, invader of the Panorama of Galaxies containing the solar system Sol and those galaxies co-located in the cluster in which Sol resides may apply or ingest, in any form or fashion, illicit-y substances- to include, balms, potions, organic and/or inorganic materials/ingredients or additives to dietary items, external imagery insertions via electronic or psychological vectors (Video and/or audio information is NOT proscribed and, subject to review, may be considered a 'bad influence') which is able or remotely likely to cause amusement not provided by governing entities.  

Further, those causative agents not specifically mentioned are NOT sufficient defense of alleged violations.

We will tell you when you can have fun--and how.  

So, apparently, 'illicit' may be reliably defined as anything that makes one feel good.  Although, it seems they don't mind if we laugh at "governing entities".  Huh.  Go figure.  (And, what do ya s'pose an 'illicit-y' substance is?)





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« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2015, 10:55:07 PM »

I humbly deign to defer to the Government's1 definition of "illicit":  Pan-Galactic Clarification Directive #69  (as described in the article "Repression for Fun and Profit")

To wit:  No resident, visitor, invader of the Panorama of Galaxies containing the solar system Sol and those galaxies co-located in the cluster in which Sol resides may apply or ingest, in any form or fashion, illicit-y substances- to include, balms, potions, organic and/or inorganic materials/ingredients or additives to dietary items, external imagery insertions via electronic or psychological vectors (Video and/or audio information is NOT proscribed and, subject to review, may be considered a 'bad influence') which is able or remotely likely to cause amusement not provided by governing entities.  

Further, those causative agents not specifically mentioned are NOT sufficient defense of alleged violations.

We will tell you when you can have fun--and how.  

So, apparently, 'illicit' may be reliably defined as anything that makes one feel good.  Although, it seems they don't mind if we laugh at "governing entities".  Huh.  Go figure.  (And, what do ya s'pose an 'illicit-y' substance is?)








1whose government? Does the Empire recognize it?
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« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2015, 11:04:03 PM »

*shrugs*  Beats me, Partner...Governments don't recognize me, either.  And, I like it just fine.   19
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« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2015, 02:24:44 AM »

Welcome to the greatest party in space Bravo  19
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« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2015, 02:38:17 AM »

Glad to be here, Rostin - thus far, anyhow.   2

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« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2015, 05:33:54 AM »

Haha you sound like a fun guy Bravo, and ... a potential pirate *winks*
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« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2015, 09:27:32 AM »

Welcome to the game, BravoVoid!

If you'd like some quick QPs in exchange for some simple tasks, message TOAA in the game. 1
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« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2015, 10:21:08 AM »

And this guy things some of us are interesting lol. Oh well at least Sargas seems to understand ya lol. Enjoy your time here at AG Bravo and let us know if you have any questions.
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« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2015, 09:14:23 PM »

farewell , my friend...
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« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2015, 09:26:06 PM »

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