Boy oh Boy, now that is what i call R&R, although there was much Rest if you know what i mean
the lads and I are in good spirits now. Just the other day we resumed our work on your behalf. We have, im sure to the relief of those opperating in the Sirius system, driven a serious menace from Zeta orbit. The warship 'The Avatar' operated by captain sirEmi has been driven from orbit.
Wraith attacks with Laser Cannon MK *** using standard mode.
Critical hit on target, doing ****** damage!
EMERGENCY JUMP!
The Avatar has retreated from the battlefield due to heavy damage!
Unfortunatly at this point in time we are unable to do anything about the continuing 'problem' at Epsilon, However with your continuing support in the form of 'charitable donations' to the cause, we will continue our important work on your behalf.